Coming to You Live from the Lawn Maintenance Shop Next to the Adult Bookstore …

(Not really.)

Hey everyone.

I got tied up last night and didn’t finish the newsletter. I’ll send something out later this morning or maybe early this afternoon.

In the meantime, here is Rudy Giuliani’s amazing press conference Saturday from the Four Seasons Total Landscaping (next to a porn shop, across the street from a crematorium) in Philadelphia, where he made a bunch of baseless allegations about voter fraud and then learned that the networks had called the race for Joe Biden.

If you haven’t seen it already, it’s pretty spectacular.